“Speaking of assignments,” said Bessie. “Is the plan ready?”
“Operation Guacamole is ready for activation,” said Emma.
“Operation what?” asked Grady. “What is that?”
“Sorry, Tom,” said Emma, adjusting her glasses. “We can’t tell you that.”
“Oh, is it top secret?” asked Grady, his eyebrows raised,
teacup froze in mid-sip.
“Well, since I AM the top…” said Bessie.
“You’re the Colosseum,” continued Emma.
“You’re the top…” said Grady.
“I’m the Louvre Museum,” Bessie finished.
“You can’t give me a hint?” said Grady, eager to know.
“Well, we could,” said Bessie.
“But we’d have to kill you, Tom,” said Emma.
There was a pause and all three of them burst into laughter.
“Oh, go on, Emma!
Tell him!” said Bessie, laughing.
“Oh all right,” said Emma.
“Let’s just say it involves football and avocados.”
She winked at Bessie.
There was a second pause, and then they laughed hysterically at the
puzzled look on Grady’s face. (c) 2012. Steven Gorman. All rights reserved.
ST MUCKYMUCK
Season 2
WRITTEN BY STEVEN GORMAN
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