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THE PEOPLE, PLACES, AND EVENTS CONTAINED IN ST MUCKYMUCK ARE COMPLETELY FICTIONAL. ANY AND ALL RESEMBLANCES TO REAL PEOPLE, REAL PLACES, AND/OR REAL EVENTS PAST, PRESENT, OR FUTURE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
THE PEOPLE, PLACES, AND EVENTS CONTAINED IN ST MUCKYMUCK ARE COMPLETELY FICTIONAL. ANY AND ALL RESEMBLANCES TO REAL PEOPLE, REAL PLACES, AND/OR REAL EVENTS PAST, PRESENT, OR FUTURE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
IN FACT, ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANYTHING AT ALL WILL BE REMARKABLY COINCIDENTAL.
Her name is Phyllis and she is a nut.
Paranoid and schizophrenic, too.
She's always cross because she's in this rut:
The voices in her head are like a zoo.
She's bossy, jealous deep down in her gut.
Farqhuar he's called, though most have named him Farq.
He is a Presbyteral type, you see.
His speech's impeded, so he can sound dark.
Thus, when he says his name, it sounds smelly.
It makes some laugh so at them he will bark.
It came upon a midnight cold and clear,
When snow and ice upon the ground was lain.
In Jeopardy they did a grand song hear.
And danced cheek to cheek 'til morn again.
All witnessed by bespectacled spy dear.
The beauties of the feet they both enjoy.
That is why their names have come to be:
For him the bunion now's in his employ,
For him the bunion now's in his employ,
While hers is Toots, for the toes on tippy.
Also for them, their shoes are but a toy.
And like a pair of socks they are well-matched.
Though eight years separates them in their age.
Because he's grumpy and she's jealous-bashed,
They do at all external ones a-rage.
Yes, Bunny and Toots are fore'er attached.
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