WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS:
IRRELIGIOUS, IRREVERENT, AND IRRELEVANT.
THE PEOPLE, PLACES, AND EVENTS CONTAINED IN ST MUCKYMUCK ARE COMPLETELY FICTIONAL. ANY AND ALL RESEMBLANCES TO REAL PEOPLE, REAL PLACES, AND/OR REAL EVENTS PAST, PRESENT, OR FUTURE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
THE PEOPLE, PLACES, AND EVENTS CONTAINED IN ST MUCKYMUCK ARE COMPLETELY FICTIONAL. ANY AND ALL RESEMBLANCES TO REAL PEOPLE, REAL PLACES, AND/OR REAL EVENTS PAST, PRESENT, OR FUTURE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
IN FACT, ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANYTHING AT ALL WILL BE REMARKABLY COINCIDENTAL.
Bunny and Toots
Bunny and Toots!
Bunny and Toots!
Just like a pair
Of old reliable boots!
They're always together
It really is sweet.
They're always communing
Of the beauties of their feet.
Platforms and tennies,
Stockings and shoes,
Sandals and slippers,
They love more than booze.
Bunny and Toots!
Bunny and Toots!
Just like a pair
Of old reliable boots!
Bunions and toes,
Balls, heels, and corns.
Nothing excites them
Like those fancy shoe horns!
Whether doing the boogie,
Or dancing the waltz.
They take no notice
Of each other's faults!
Bunny and Toots!
Bunny and Toots!
Just like a pair
Of old reliable boots!
Wellies and clogs,
Stilettos, and socks,
Dress shoes and tap shoes
Slippers, Birkenstocks!
Bunny and Toots!
Bunny and Toots!
Just like a pair
Of old reliable boots!
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