St Muckymuck, Season 2: "Quite A Party, Eh?" Part III

"Quite a party, eh, Honey?" said Bandit to Ginger as they sauntered across the grand ballroom.

"Aye!" said Ginger.  "Very diverse."

"How nice to have seafood and chicken Kievs which could be eaten off naked models," said Bandit.

"Aye!  I had some of them, as well.  And what did you think of that play Lady Chatterbox's Boytoy?"

"I thought it was quite good," said Bandit.  "Imagine having to deliver those lines lying in that ridiculous position for the whole scene!"

"Aye, I know.  I was impressed by the acting, too.  All in all, I give it a 9 out of 10."

"So much to do," said Bandit.  "Gambling, plays, a nightclub with Elsie and Big Fannie White singing torch songs, a three ring circus with people playing the animals..."

"And don't forget the nude professional wrestling spectacle, the room with the 'Spin the Bottle' game inside..."

"...AND the cockfights..." burst in Bandit.

The two cats walked past Myra Dick and her two henchpeople.  She watched the felines all the way across the room.  Then, she began to cackle -- and cackle -- and cackle.  Senga and Brenda began to laugh in concert.

"Why are we laughing?" said the smash-faced one to Senga.

"No idea!" replied Senga.

"But I know!" said Myra.  "I know a cat that will be napping for a century."

"Oh, you do?" said Brenda.  And they all three laughed all the louder.  "Who?"

Myra watched Ginger approach the knave-topped champagne fountain.  "Brenda," she said, her eyes fixed on Ginger.  "Go over there and make sure the fat orange cat gets some of this potion."

"OK," she said, dim-wittedly, taking the vial.  She crossed the room.  When she reached the fountain, she looked both ways conspicuously.  Then, removing the black stopper in the top, she poured the entire contents into the fountain.  (c)2012 Steven Gorman.  All rights reserved.

ST MUCKYMUCK

Season 2

WRITTEN BY STEVEN GORMAN

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